Inflatable Woman WarningA new trend for giving woman blowjobs may well reflect true sexual equality, but it also seems responsible for increasing numbers of women suffering mysterious chest pains, warn V R Jacobs and colleagues in the Journal of the Society of Laporoendoscopic Surgeons. They focus on the case of an otherwise young and healthy woman who arrived at the emergency department of Stanford University, California, complaining of recurrent chest pains. When x-rayed, she was found to have air under her diaphragm, a spot where air shouldn't be. The condition is called pneumoperitoneum and is usually caused by a perforated bowel or by surgeons accidentally letting air into the body during an operation.  But both those caused were quickly ruled out. The medics, in true baffled-doctor mode, resorted to asking the woman about her lovemaking habits. She finally admitted to a liking for vaginal insufflation--having her boyfriend blow up her for all he was worth. This is a rather perilous form of blow job, though. "Patients are often unaware of the open access between the vagina and the abdomen," says Jacobs. "Vaginal insufflation can dilate genital organs and push remarkable amounts of air into the abdomen. It can take several days for the body to absorb the air, and the patient often does not connect the pain with its cause."  You don't necessarily need a man to do it, either. French pathologists report the tragic case of a woman who killed herself by vaginal insufflation while masturbating. Their report, in the International Journal of Legal Medicine says the forty-year-old woman was using a carrot as a dildo when, bicycle-pump-style, she managed to push enough air into herself to introduce a lethal embolism--a bubble of gas--into her blood stream. The pathologists, based in Garches, say the case appears unprecendented, but speculate that this might be due to the fact that investigators do not look for it as a cause of death. They say it may also be that victims' partners deny that any dangerous behavior was going on--and have also removed the carrot. Savant at 5/02/2006 08:57:00 pm ;
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