Recently, I realised that there was a general trend in the way guys in NTU are dressed. When I paid more attention to the trend, I realised that there were in fact, MANY guys doing it. So, without further ado, I present to you, How to look 'cool' as a guy in NTU, so that you can 'fit in' with the crowd1. Get a tan. A really dark tan. Even though you are already ugly, and being tanned just makes you look like some china-worker, still get it. Because it's cool 'cos everyone else has it. 2. Wear a ring tee. You know those tees with a different coloured ring at the neck region? Eg. Freshbox blah blah. Yeah that, get it. Get the coolest and most common color, green with bright yellow ring. Why, because everyone is doing it and its cool. 3. Wear cargo shorts. Nuff said. 4.Buy a Crumpler bag. Like... OMG! Its the single most important thing on this list(even though i put it at #4). You cannot 'fit in' with the crowd till you have a Crumpler sling bag. It is your ticket to coolness and.... actually, it's more like your ticket to MEDIOCRITY. 5. Sling your crumpler bag at the correct angle. This is the second most important criteria! You have to position the bag such that it looks cool. Other wise it would not justify the 100+ you spent on your NEW CRUMPLER bag! Coolness! 6. Get your ears pierced. Seriously, if you dun look good eg. ugly, dun pierce your ears. Let's just say you'd look like a Guy pretending to be an ugly Butch pretending to be a Guy. Seriously, whatever happened to thinking for yourselves? If you are from NTU, take a look and you'll know what I wrote is right. Plenty of guys wear this 'uniform' day after day after day. I'm no fashionista, but at least I know if I wear something that the majority of the school is wearing, it wouldn't be fashionable anymore. Savant at 11/18/2007 02:48:00 am ; (0) comments Thank you allToday, instead of perpetually complaining about the things that I lack in life, or having a negative attitude towards life in general, or just generally being an asshole for once, I'd like to do something different and write about the things I should be glad I have. Its nothing special really. I did not make anyone angry, or lose a bet or whatever. I'm just motivated suddenly to be thankful for the things I have. I'm thankful that I have a complete family and a roof over my head. Hey, I don't live in a mansion, but seriously, so what? I have a family and I've got a place to stay. Instead of always comparing myself to richer friends of mine, I shall be thankful that I'm plenty luckier compared to other less fortunate people. Could you imagine having no furniure at home, the risk of losing your only home, having a mentally unstable child and zero savings? Be thankful. I'm thankful for my girlfriend. Someone I can love whom I'm very sure loves me back. Who also motivates me and makes me want to better myself each day. I'm thankful for my friends. Friends who will come help you whenever the need arises. Friends who actually care about you and know you inside out. Friends you can argue with, because you know they will be as desperate as you to mend the friendship later. Friends whom you know will stand side by side with you for life. I'm thankful for people who listen to me rant about how God doesn't exists but still put up with me and be nice to me. I KNOW WHO YOU ALL ARE!!! I want to say thank you for being understanding. I've been a huge bitch. I'm sure there are many other things I'm thankful for, but I just can't think of them offhand now. However, I'm pretty sure I've covered the most important ones. Now that you've read what I wrote. Perhaps you might want to try blogging about things that make you thankful. Savant at 11/11/2007 01:28:00 pm ; (0) comments
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